you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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