ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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