I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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