i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Man, jail baloney is awful.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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