Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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