is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
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