If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
