Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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