Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
