i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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