no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
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When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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