If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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