i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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