we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Another day, another engagement, another cat
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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