How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Is that strawberry winking at me??
The best walk of shames are on the highway
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Randomize