I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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