i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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