The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Randomize