i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
This toilet bowl is my home.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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