My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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