Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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