I never want to see another naked old woman again.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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