I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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