I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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