The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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