We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
too bad you live with your parents still
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
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you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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