Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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