i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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