Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Still dying that you shit outside
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It's shark week go big or go home
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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