got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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