guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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