if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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