Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Please, let me fuck your mom
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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