Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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