that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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