Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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