Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just invented taco cereal.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Randomize
