Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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