I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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