what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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