I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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