"it" just moved
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
