Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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