Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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