I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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