New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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