That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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