u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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