I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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