we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm eating all of the evidence.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
