she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
im holly from the hills drunk
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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