so that wasnt chicken after all
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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