why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
My breasts were aching with rage.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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