I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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